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《性描写片段200》

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性描写片段200

1、We are the Anti Villain League,an ultra secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.Rob a bank? We're not interested. Kill someone? Not our deal.But you want to melt the polar ice caps? Or vaporize Mount Fuji? Or even [points his tea spoon at Gru] steal the moon? Then we notice.

2、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.

3、我觉得你们俩可以出去吃个饭。

4、洛基:够了你们这些卑微低贱的人,我是个神,我告诉你们...(还没说完 就给绿巨人抓起来 往地上轮起来了) 绿巨人:好弱的神!

5、Are you reallyabcgonna save the world?

6、我有话要说,她亲吻我的伤口,她帮我扎小辫,我们爱你,亲爱的妈妈,我的新妈妈露西无人能比。神偷奶爸1经典台词

7、狼只要有东西吃,就不找人畜的麻烦。

8、哇,你的约会对象好像不省人事了呢。

9、草原不比你们关内,关内汉人夜夜能睡个安稳觉。草原是战场,蒙古人是战士,天生就是打仗的命。想睡安稳觉的人不是个好兵。

10、要给你做个演示吗?(demonstration在现在的日常工作中很常见)



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