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杜甫的连句诗

时间:2026-01-09 嘉冬易 来源:桔子网袋

《杜甫的连句诗》

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杜甫的连句诗

1、紫薇:“尔康……你好过分哦!” (……三 ……秒……钟 ……过去了……)接着羞涩道“但是我好喜欢你的过分哦!”

2、记得当年我们宿舍小林有意报考主任研究生的时候,除了考试,还要对着镜子观察自己是否站有站相坐有坐相,我们逗他:“你肯定不行,因为你长一副三角眼。”最终他真因为那对拿不准的三角眼而放弃报考。“相由心生。”主任挑学生,比挑老婆还挑剔。

3、Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight, I wouldn’t be talking to the same man. Who you were in fight club, is not who you were in the rest of the world. The guy who came to fight club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.

4、我不关心凶杀案和贫穷问题,我只关心名人杂志,500个频道的电视,我内裤上印着谁的名字。生发剂,威尔钢,减肥药。

5、香妃对蒙丹说了一句话 “ 你生气的样子眉头总是皱着,真想帮你用熨斗熨平! ”

6、下属法:事实证明,给领导干一百件好事,不如跟他干一件坏事。(杜医生自我总结)

7、When people think you’re dying they are really really listening to you, instead of just waiting for their turn to speak.

8、Sticking feathers up your butt does make you a chicken.

9、功课一:走进一间房,四面都是墙,抬头见老鼠,低头见蟑螂。功课二:昨日作诗无一首,今天作诗泪两行,天天作诗天天瘦,提起笔来唤爹娘。功课三:门前一只狗,在啃肉骨头,又来一只狗,双双打破头。

10、Between those huge,sweating tits that hung enormous the way you'd think of god's as big.



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